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Old 11-20-2007, 02:07 PM
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Superman...super speed

Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building. He drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is? Batman tells him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him. He asks him who the best piece of ass is? Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks, I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?" Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my ass hurts!" lol

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Old 11-20-2007, 05:48 PM
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oh man that was so wrong, yet so funny

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Old 11-20-2007, 06:12 PM
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Damn son, that sucked for invisible man.

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Old 11-20-2007, 08:03 PM
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Good joke dude.

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Old 11-20-2007, 08:18 PM
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ok! that is wrong but interesting

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Old 11-21-2007, 01:48 PM
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Lmao......

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Old 11-22-2007, 12:07 PM
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lolz

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