Roleplay = fun thread

[Jonasz]

(this is the thread where anything really can happen and may happen you can kill of char but the player can revive it. its more of a funny thing like anything can happen instantly)



Once in the land of fluffy stuffed animals a proud king Dork rose to the throne he was a pingiun but no ordinary pingiun he was pink. And if the other pingiuns tried to mock him hed have them beheaded by his stuffed animal guards with their flying sausage knives.

On a rainy day king Dork ordered the extermination of all people with hats. After one victim it seemed that nobody wore heads anymore. This was a dillema cause now what would the poor old pingiun king do for his own amusement.

He decided that it was time for his only way to think clearly to be used. He hadnt used this grand method since the LVXIIIth War of fluffyness. He danced the macarena little did he know someone was spying on him.

[manaman]

POO-PAH

(Spying)

Oh, my Lord! La, la, la! You dance so wonder-fluff-illy! You must teach me the moves that make the rain fall down in this happy little fluffy town!

(Flatulent sounds are emitted by Poo-pah)

Oh, ha ha ha! La, la, lah! This little pinguin, Poo-pah, is embarrassed.

(Suddenly a rodeo came in)

[Jonasz]

Dork the Grand pingiun king

WHAT!!!!!!!! he squeks you where watching my thinking dance. How dare you i shall have you tickled to near dead and then revived to be tickled again to half dead and then you can go that weird ass rodeo. But i will go there before you cause i will perform with my band PINK PINGIUN DEATH METAL

[manaman]

POO-PAH

Oh, no! You are in THAT band?! Ten years ago, THAT band lit my hair on fire when I was swimming at the bottom of the pool in Aakldsjfa dskagi Gijagl! That was the first time I was bald for life. The second time happened three lives before that.

(It's clear Poo-pah has no idea what he's saying and he soon lies on the ground and counts the flies in the air, waiting for the king to say something)

[Kurotadori]

LADY DUMBASS

"Oh Kingy, I thought you'd never come to dance the Macarena with us. The rodeo is just about to start and all the legless horses are ready to compete. You must bless us with your graceful words before we can begin torturing turtles!"

(Suddenly, she spontaneously combusts. Seeing as how she left her purse behind, she came back to life to retrieve it, then spontaneously combusts again.)

"I don't even know how I came back to life in the first place!"

[kdb__1981]

KDB the psycho hillbilly

"!all hail king of the losers!"

"what's this a female prinny (play disgaea if you dont understand) is king this cant be prinny's only are good for one thing" grabing the pink pingiun king he throws it with all his might and runs for cover.
As the king lands a abnormally large explosion go's off completely destroying all but kdb and the giant candy cane he is standing behind

"every one know that prinny's are only goo as suicided bombs."

"!!ALL HAIL THE NEW KING of fluffy stuffed animals land!!"

"Since a King is useless with out any subject i guess i shold make one from all these spare part laying around."

taking POO-PAH head he puts it on the of one of the now headless and legless horses and gules a turtles shell to its belly for it to slide around on "Flatulences propels my strange subject around" using a lightning bolt to jump start his new pets life fore kdb has now made his first subject!

[Jonasz]

DOrk the pingiun king

WHAT is this Traitor doing in my court Stuffy fluffy bears kill him while i go rocking with PINK PINGIUN DEATH METAL.
THe king arrives at the rodeo randomly executing things he sees in his way.
AH you are here Seymore the seal lets Commence the rocking.

THe pingiun begins to grunt on how bad life is in the sea and that some fish are very hard to catch.
THe crowd of half baked gingerbread man goes wild.

[manaman]

(Meanwhile, Poo-pah's head is very confused and as the horse bucks around, the head thinks of butterflies and rainbows which have very little in common save for a time-share in Guatemala. Two geese sneeze and the dismembered-then-remembered parts become dismembered once again. An ostrich in a tutu flies in and requests a beer. In shock, it sees the dismembered fluffiness and sheds a tear which lands in its beer which causes a drop to land on Poo-pah's head which gives Poo-pah the strength to put all the king's horses and all the king's men back together again.)

[Jonasz]

Meanwhile

KIng dork is singing his favorite number Yummy Yummy Fish

[manaman]

POO-PAH

Oooooh! My Favorite Song!

[kdb__1981]

kdb call's for his gang of hillbilly animals to deal with the Stuffy fluffy bears.
And makes a peace offering of 10tons of smelly fish to the King dork pingiun
"Here oh king of fluffy stuffed animals land may these serve you well"
"I will try to refrain from throwing you any more"

"Poo-pah's you make a good legless horse it a shame you had to go and put your self back to ?normal?"

[Jonasz]

In the middle of the fishguitar solo something goes wrong.....
An intruder who could it be...

[Kurotadori]

...It's Lady Dumbass.

"Oh Kingy, I have come back from the dead a third time to usurp the throne. Now, let's start usurping!"

(She spreads her arms and hundreds of tiny flying walruses explode from her armpits, filling the air with debris.)

"I shall smite you!"

(A complete stranger from the outside realm of HOIJKJKjlkjkjasiodjfiohjijoasjigtoierjoijadfsoijho idfsj enters the scene.)

STRANGER FROM THE OUTSIDE REALM OF HOIJKJKilkjkjasiodjfiohjijoasjigtoierjoijadfsoijho idfsj

"Good lord! There's flying Walruses and Musical Dance numbers."

(He begins jamming with his spool and thread.)

LADY DUMBASS

"Traitor!"

(She silences the stranger with her nose hair.)

"Now, back to usurping!"

[manaman]

POO-PAH

Oh, oh, yes, you're right. I guess I rather was a good legless horse!

(Poo-pah suddenly dismembers himself once more. Quickly he admires himself in the mirror right before a walrus smashes into it.)

Oh, drat! Now, look you Queenie!--you'll have seven times seventy years bad luck for that one! Don't you know walruses give the multiple of seventy?

(More strange noises resonate the chamber, disrupting the cacophony of music and walrus utters, and a cloud of purple gas fogs everyone's vision.)

Sorry. . . .

[Kurotadori]

LADY DUMBASS

"Oh, excuse me! I was usurping too hard. You know you should never usurp directly after eating chicken bean burritos."

(She begins hacking away at innocent lives. Walruses are flying everywhere. But where is DOrk the pingiun king?)