Mystery Of The Alpine Forest

[fleet-royal]

So... you managed to find this place...

TOP KAT, the master of all things mysterious sat on top of a roof next to a big, blue lake. Mr. Cheshire said the name on the mailbox underneath the address number. But yet his heart was troubled, he had unfinished business to take care of. For five years three weeks and five days the war between humans and animals heaped severe damage on the pleasant Alpine forest... the ecosystem was damaged so badly except there was one area left that was clean, that was not damaged in any way... the last free area left in the world... here is where we begin our story.

"Killing as many animals as possible is the object of the game." said TOP KAT's teacher, Sir French. "The easiest way to put these beasts down is, well... it doesn't really matter because we will be aiming out of a helicopter. We will be detecting the presence of our enemy through heat sensory equipment as well as night vision binoculars. Lately we are having a problem... these animals seem to appear as if from out of nowhere, wreak incredible havoc on the area and then vanish from sight just as quickly. Nobody has any explanation for these developments. The war was going well for the humans... but recently we have suffered heavy casualties from the enemy. Some were mauled so badly that they were rendered unidentifiable even from dental records. "

"tHat sounds bad. " TOP KAT said. "They must be getting assistance from the MELE'ANDREA."

"TOP, there is no such thing as te MELEANDREA" the Sir replied. "There is no such thing as vampires, werewolves, ghosts, poltergeists or aliens. & there is DEFINITELY no such thing as an immortal family of Royals which possess the ability to travel through time and affect the course of history. Any suggestion that there could be is irresponsible. Nothing in our intelligence reports indicates that their existence is any more than a rumour, a spook story intended to entertain the hearts and minds of small children."

"Still...." said TOP, "it sounds too much like the old stories..."

[kdb__1981]

Flying a stealth bomber over the last untouched area of the world kdb prepares to drop the worlds only 9999999 megaton nuclear weapon while looking for the best place to drop his ultimate animal removal tool kdb calls fleet over the radio
"You say the goal is to kill as many animals as possible. Do human count as animal as well?"
"If not you better find me a place to land this thing i have exactly 3 min of fuel left if i don't lose the wight of this bomb"

[fleet-royal]

"SIR FRENCH! it's DEfcon 1 no more time for dilly-dally"
"You ignorant fool! I should have KDB drop his holocaust on your bunny fufu cabin"
"But what does all of this have to do with the legend of the mystery of the Alpine Forest?"
"This is preposterous, wearing a dunce cap Sir french forgets how to dial the telephone. As he is numerically struggling TOP KAT realizes the zero hour, the moment of truth, the time to hesitate has come and gone and must now make a cold, rational emotionless decision. "We will create a time bubble where the bomb does not hit us, but rather instead only hits inside the bubble we make except the only problem is that it keeps exploding over and over for eternity and whoever harnesses this extreme power will lord over all the berry pickers, and candle factory workers, and bricklayers, and major leage refs you may recall we have only seconds to deploy the portal and seal it off before the destructive force crushes our peaceful forest"

As soon as the time warp was in place TOP KAT pressed his emergency red button. "We are saved now but we endanger ourselves of a greater peril....

(((((2 seconds later)))))
"SIR FRENCH! it's DEfcon 1 no more time for dilly-dally"
"You ignorant fool! I should have KDB drop his holocaust on your bunny fufu cabin"
"But what does all of this have to do with the legend of the mystery of the Alpine Forest?"

"DAMN it there is a time loop in the RPG. If only we knew what happened the other time the bomb was dropped. Where is dave the ex-hero of time he would know how to appropriately handle this situation."

[kdb__1981]

"Daves not here man" "He got eaten by a wild pack of dodo birds about 1000 yeras ago. and last i checked he had not been able to regenerate yet. but........" kdb is cut off mid sentence as another time loop begins. "

"I going to have to do something about this" kdb shouts as he aims his bomber straight up and files it out into space bailing out just as his bomber leave the atmosphere a few seconds later just about the time a new time loop should begin a frozen kdb crashes through the roof crushing the red button and breaking the time loops.

kdb lays there 1/2 frozen and watches as his bomb explodes destroying the moon

[dodo1993]

falling from kdb bomber and landing in front of every one is that last dodo egg in the universe that kdb had stolen from it nest. upon landing it starts to hatch.2 min later a full grown dodo hatches. "Where am I" dodo said

[fleet-royal]

Turning to approach Dodo, TOP KAT notices a floating ghosty in the nearby woods. TOP KAT empties a clip in the direction of the trees.

"Dodo, you are in the legendary forest where everything is natural and there is no pollution. Everything is untouched by the harmful effects of human existence and people exist harmoniously with nature

"Dodo, you are in the legendary forest where everything is natural and there is no pollution. Everything is untouched by the harmful effects of human existence and people exist harmoniously with nature. You were born under a cabbage leaf in Mississippi, and you could eat a whole box of macaroni & cheese when you were four years old. You are a new interbreeding experiment prevalent towards ascertaining your military capabilities to fight the MELE'ANDREA, the royal family who exploded the bomb, who can never die and serve the spirit of the Forest, who is the spirit of mayhem, in the pleasant Alpine forest where those who

<<<<<TIME LOOPING IN PROGRESS>>>>

In the land of the dead. Damn this time warp is really messing me up? That cat on the wall just won't stop smiling...As a matter of fact i just realized the clock is now running backwards and i am talking backwards, inasmuch as though whereas geographically, you may or may not have access to a weapon. But that doesn't matter because you were hatched from an egg that was laid by a bird, which was in-vitro fertilized with the embryo of a pterodactyl. You were made in a lab to be the ultimate killing machine to aid us in our quest to

Suddenly, Moon rock came down from space and made Dodo grow a fungus all over his body. . And all this when the lovely Alpine forest land was still in danger!.. The destructive power of KDB's nuclear holocaust brought Dodo to kill and return souls to his unholy lord. But who will stop the MELE'ANDREA? Will TOP KAT be able to reload all of his automatics in time to save KDB at the black hole which makes you frozen in time? How can you destroy an enemy that is unable to die?